Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
“The government shall not be shitty anymore.”
There, you’re welcome everyone!
Tankie
Fuck the CCP
By all means Mr. Putin, sell out completely to your new master, Winnie the Pooh.
Every buried body counts as a carbon credit. You’re welcome Swifties.
…populationpaste, efukt…
I didn’t even have to click the link, but I did!
If you’re white and driving a decent looking car the cops will just ignore you. At least that’s what I was always told.
No way Jose. That gives me anxiety just imagining it.
Ayahuasca is very doable at home if you know what you’re looking for online.
Shit, even your local gardening store probably sells cacti containing mescaline.
DMT + Salvia + Nitrous that one time…oof.
Holy shit. I’m not even going to attempt remembering them all.
Pizza parties at work be like 🤮
Baton down the hatches and raise me sails matey!
Granted, you die at 110 years old.
That’s why you need one of those detachable penises!