i’m a turtle
I’d turn into a big old land tortoise and then just be a turtle.
Benefits:
Don’t dial that phone number to see if it works; you’ll get the fuzz.
I hate when people use the transitive “going to be” to describe “is.”
“Hey, what’s your phone number?” “It’s going to be 911-551-0911.”
Her phone number is 911-551-0911 and has been such for a while now. Why does she feel the need to use a transitive verb structure to describe that it will change to that in the future?
I see people using this “it’s going to be” structure for ordering food (they are ordering food now, saying “spaghetti, please” is much less weird than saying “it’s going to be spaghetti”), as part of my job when someone is reporting current or past statistics, and events that aren’t coming up or aren’t scheduled, and are in the past.
Terra Ignota used carefully calculated automobile tragedies as a pretext for civil war.
I walked out after fourteen years, leaving behind my r/feminineboys that I built from zero to 200K over a decade, and I’m not looking back.
Apollo or die.
Or Voyager now, I suppose.
wait wait wait, lemmy get this right
The pun was there the whole time!
As a trans woman, cool. Real fuckin’ cool.
My worst fears got written down by someone else.
I don’t wanna get shot.
I wanna die of old age.