I am waiting for his fans go “BUT ITS ONLY THE PERSONAAAAAAA”.

Reverse image search gives me a Spotless starling.

But if it is a new species I call dibs on naming it: Grumpy featherfluffle.

“Too old to be a threat“

Whoever came up with this reasoning forgot to wear his thinking cap.

Every now and then the big companies get confused and do something good.

I remember that day. It was when a drunk Russian with a spear proved us all that Skynet has shit on humanity.

Monkey always wins.

Basically my entire March of 2022 in one meme.

It’s ok to switch off once in a while.

Aren’t they already defederated from everything and anything in the known universe?

I remember there, when the Russian Internet connection went down, and for like a day all those kinds of posts nearly evaporated.

Oh shit, I remember this one. For a short time Reddit became a loooooooooot friendlier. Not friendly but friendlier. You could have a nice conversation with someone opposing your views and it came to an actual trade of insights. I valued that a lot. No fucking derailment with stupid ass nonsense and childish jibes. (At least for the most part. Reddit is after all Reddit)

You are nothing but a troll and I love how the mods do jack shit about it.

Ability to wear adorable clothes

I already do that. No reason for transitioning.

Fuck social norms.

Fuck the police.

And fuck you.

aggressively flings fluffy scarf over the shoulder

No need for a van. You already had me with drugs.

So it seems to be some sort of linguistic peculiarity in that specific group. MMO players tend to be relatively sheltered, so it could have formed organically? This makes sense to me. It’s unlikely, but it sounds better than “let’s make shit up and fuck with him”.

I don’t know how I would handle this. Most people I play with online are even deeper in the spectrum than I am. Do me a favour, the next time they have an conversation, just throw a single punctuation in the chat and see how they react.

Alright. That’s bullshit. Not entirely. But it’s riddled with it. The “k” part, I understand. This can be considered rude and to be honest, it’s my way of saying “whatever dude”.

BUT that’s how I use it. I have met people who use it as a lazy but friendly way of “alright, got it”. So it depends on who uses it and what its intention is supposed to be. You either have to be incredibly nuanced or have to know the person who is using it to properly interpret it. Which your friend kinda doesn’t. I’m not blaming her. I fail at it way too often myself.

The “ending a sentence with a period” on the other hand? My answer would have been “Are you high?!” Seriously, it doesn’t make any sense and it sounds made up.

Edit: Thinking about this makes me even angry ffs.

I wouldn’t think about it too much. People downvote for the strangest reasons. Also OP doesn’t care and didn’t even notice. Which is the best take on votes I think.

I would like to also add “made up stories”.

I burned down an orphanage and stabbed everyone who tried to flee. AITA?!

Posted from an account that exclusively interacted with porn and Fortnite subs.

Asking the real questions here.

“So, we started using teleportation now.”

• Everyone in Game of Thrones from season 6 onward.

Hold on! A SECOND whistleblower died?!

Stay informed. When you feel like the news make you depressed, or even worse you start doomscrolling, take a break. There is a German word called Weltschmerz. It’s the pain you feel when the world seems to go to shit. It is a depressing form of dissatisfaction. I had this the last time when US and allies withdrew from Afghanistan and we left the people who helped us to die. The pictures of desperate people falling from planes still haunt me to this day. Then Russia invaded Ukraine and I doomscrolled for a couple of weeks.

I am not willing to sacrifice my mental health for this. So I cut news from my feed but I still read them every couple of days. Blissful ignorance can also not be accepted. I think the way I do it is a good compromise.

YES!