Ah, yes, the Quing of SpadeHearts. The best card in the entire deck by far.

Not totally realistic, there aren’t enough interrupting ads in there.

Ah, it’s a Pikachew then. Understood.

So many questions for the AI. Like, why do you think Naruto has three hands? Or a bo staff implanted in his rectum? Why is his lower body rotated ninety degrees from his torso at the hips?

So did the AI, apparently

Ah yes, Green Superman, my favorite super hero.

My favorite part of this one is the background painting that shows another guy bellowing into another grandma’s face. Ric is just carrying on the tradition of this restaurant lol

It punches me in the soul when someone uses the phrase “acoustic bike.” I get that people are using it like it is used in guitars, but it makes no sense when applied to bikes.

The literal definition of acoustic from the dictionary is “of or relating to sound, the sense of hearing, or the science of sound.” Non-electric bikes barely make any sound! Calling them “acoustic”… it is a terrible label.

Scrotollum, carrying the iPhone of Power to Mount Doomscroll, oil on canvas, 2024. Courtesy of the Louvre.

This context helps make the weird AI inconsistencies make sense. Wondering why the windows in the background have 3 or 4 different pane designs, or why all of the desks have different drawer arrangements, or why some of the desks are too close to each other for humans to possibly fit between them? It’s simple… the entire office was put together by clowns.

There is a lot of freaky AI stuff going on in the background of this shot. Quite terrifying actually lol

The story is in the fact that they’re even asking.

“I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. And by communication, I mean lethal weapons.”

I think you must have meant “Mario fighting the emulator,” no?

Who?

Ah, it’s Melvin, the clinically depressed cousin of Mario.

See, this is why you don’t invite the Balrog to board game night.

Bottom right

“It’s the only phone that grows to twenty times its original size, and then transforms into a gateway to another dimension. You’re not going to find that if you stick with Android or Apple.”

Am I the only one surprised that Sailor Moon or a giant anthropomorphic turtle didn’t show up in the background as a referee?

Yeah, that’s not cursed or anything.