Naww look at the little lid trying to flip that bottle over, so cute.

If you out the CD in the microwave for 15 seconds you can shrink it down to the size of a SD card, the SD card slot will read it.

When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.

She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.

If you’re a athletic type person, then could call you " Jerry Active"

Yeah, just very tired.

this is probably the best

Can I be put to sleep?

Its usually good at making hands look good when generated in one go, but I made it extend down a few times to get the full image.

I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!

That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.

@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.

Nah thats covered in the first song.

The Little Dick Boogie, Nobody Loves Me Anymore and I’ll Fuck My Bike Before I’d Fuck You (But Thats Only Because I’m Sexually Attracted To My Motorbike And Not To You)

Wait you’re not made of genocide money?

Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.

Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!

Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?

Time.

Nowhere near as fun as you’d think.

Not enough ass, too much shit.

Well win one then, that’s how they’re chosen.

You can still see who liked your post.

So someone just needs to make an account that says edgy things, then screen shot the list.