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Buying shit tier stuff is gonna give your a shit tier experience. Have more discretion in your shopping, which could mean holding out for quite awhile, and you’ll eventually find a USB-C option.

Bad Dragon…

No; dicks usually go in an oscilating or pendulous motion, while I simply go down.

Because I felt my wisdom teeth get pulled, and because I identify as a problem.

“Anesthetic awareness.”

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Thank you.

Original article is overwhelmingly whimsical and lacks hyperlinks for far too much of the body.

A slim beater knife like the Buck 722 Spitfire (had mine for almost a decade).

multi-chambered pill fob; bulk caffeine pills.

A quality water bottle.

Bamboo sheets (soft, smooth, anti-static)

Basic: we want to ensure everyone drinks pumpkin spice White Claws, has a pH of at least 7.1, or is basically healthy. Their choice.

First you do Universal Pet Health, which you push by just talking about how good it would be for dogs and ranch families.

Then you talk about how silly it is that we have UPH, but not UBH, especially when UBH would help with our nation’s combat readiness.

USB-A walked so USB-C could fly.

“I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.”

“I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too… So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that’s pretty powerful.”

I’ll never be happy to see any piece of humanity’s history damaged or destroyed.

Not to worry, there’s still more than enough Great Wall of China to go around.

I feel like people could benefit from what I know about Butt Stuff™.

[I awaken as a shadow of my former self, a figment of the late-night scroller you met so long ago. I return to you now, humbled and broken by time and nature, and in my defeat I must profess that In my state I find myself unfit to take up the weight of the banner which I swore to bear.]

Yes, the very same Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist of an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, who only served three months.

I dislike you 16-year old boy, Sycamore Gap Feller.

I dislike you as I dislike Brock Turner, Convicted Rapist.

Secrecy under pain of death.

Inscryption.

I am not at liberty to elaborate.

For a moment I thought this was about something happening in DayZ

No, yeah, that checks out. Police Stations are a hot spot for loot.