My dude, if you don’t know that Doritos are ultra processed food, this is living proof that the government needs to step in and provide warnings to people…

You can turn off the TV dude

Well guess what, it worked. We all just watched an ad.

Lemmy is trying really, really hard to convince you that coding is going to be a viable career in 5 years.

Nestlé, PepsiCo, Mars, and Kraft Heinz

These are some serious, evil, greedy motherfuckers that will never allow UPFs to be regulated in the U.S. It’s vitally important that people take personal responsibility to learn about the dangers of UPFs and eliminate them from their diet.

That sounds like an AI bot summarizing an average Lemmy user’s rant about FLOSS and Linux.

Why not, if you keep paying?

I’ll save you $10. This book says to stay calm, and use humor, and repeats that 582 times.

Translation: I can do it but no one else should

I think I’ve just reached peak edge Lemmy, where Romeo and Juliet is referred to as “shit.”

I honestly don’t understand the appeal of Robert Jordan. I made it through 50 pages of The Eye of the World before throwing it into the nearest little library. By then I had uncovered every fantasy cliche known to man, made even worse by the writing style of a 12 year-old.

And if you believe in our mission and want to help us build a better internet where privacy is the default, you can sign up for a paid plan to get access to even more premium features.

Translation: don’t give those other guys money, give us your money!

This is a strange take. It’s okay to be a parent that wants alone time, or time away from their kids. It’s no different than wanting time alone from any family member. It doesn’t mean you don’t love them, it means you enjoy being with yourself and fulfilling your own wishes sometimes. I have a really hard time believing anyone who says they love to be around a toddler 24/7. It’s just not humanly possible.

People will tend to look for logic and patterns in the most senseless and chaotic of actions. We have no idea if he suffered from depression, was bipolar, had debts, or some serious health issues. People feel more in control when they can attach some nefarious (read: controlled) cause.

It’s actually a message that all are welcome to be baptized, but people love to quote it out of context for the issue du jour.

I can’t believe someone has to spell this out for you, but here we go: an accurate picture of people from an era in which there was no diversity will, by definition, not be diverse.

Fuck your 401k, I can invest myself, thanks

You can’t match your own contributions, though.

C’mon, if you’re an independent contractor you’re not “job hopping.” Why did your original comment call them hops? You’ve just got new and different clients.

But wait! When searching for your song you also get: 1) some girl in her basement playing a cover on piano, 2) some dude in his bedroom playing a cover on guitar, 3) some lonely divorcee’s ripped version where lyrics scroll across static images of sunsets, 4) some crappy handheld video taken from the back row of a shitty venue from 2009. What a bargain!

If opt-in telemetry is spyware then the FOSS community truly is off the rails.