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Like most of my work’s processes… Shit goes in, shit comes out…
Like most of my work’s processes… Shit goes in, shit comes out…
There’s only so many 3-word slogans for “I’m a douchbag”
And a rate limit
Execs don’t give a shit. They simply double down on the false cause fallacy instead. They wouldn’t ever admit they fucked up.
Last year the company I work for went through a run of redundancies, claiming AI and system improvements were the cause. Before this point we were growing (slowly) year on year. Just not growing fast enough for the shareholders.
They cut too deep, shit is falling apart, and we’re loosing bids to competitors. Now they’ve doubled down on AI, claiming blindness to the systems issues they created, and just made an employee’s “Can Do” attitude a performance goal.
You’ve clearly not worked in enterprise recently. Everything is about the Cloud, AI, and reducing Opex spending currently.
I now see Elon as Justin Hammer.
He damaged his personal image, started working with terrorists, and began trying to replicate other people’s technology.
Add a firm but reassuring “Thank fuck for that! Now I can get off this death trap.”
Unless some exec has a meltdown and demands them to revert the site
Didn’t you hear? The future is the cloud!
Why host stuff locally when you can host it on someone else’s computer, and have fun, exciting, and completely foreseeable failures like this…
The internet is now just AWS, Azure, GCP and Cloudflare.
I don’t know… In America they’re currently rolling back rights for women, inserted religion into supreme court decisions, and are seriously debating a second term of Trump.
None of that makes any fucking sense. If it requires elaborate mental hoops, they’ll find it.
It’s such a stupid name! Everytime it’s mentioned, it has to be prepend or suffixed with something so people actually understand the “X” context.
And more importantly - If you visit x.com, it redirects to twitter.com! So what’s the fucking point of the rebrand?
I’m legitimately interested in getting the bank account & sort code details of Elon, Bezos, Arnault, Zuckerberg, Gates, Ballmer, Buffet, Ellison, Page, and Brin.
It stopped being comical years ago. Their behavior is jarring.
The healthy food options are also usually twice the cost too.
Don’t worry, they’ll have AI animated stick figures telling them what to do instead…
Surely the USPS would then just open the package, to try and identify who the sender was instead?
It’s as though they took “The Handmaid’s Tale” as a blueprint.
If it was a human agent, surely they would still liable?
They’re an agent of the company. They’re acting on behalf of the company, in accordance to their policy and procedures. It then becomes a training issue if they were providing incorrect information?
Honestly surprised Sable was able to get settlements from Cisco, Fortinet, Check Point, SonicWall, and Juniper Networks. They’re not small names in the industry.
It was only Cloudflare’s legal strategy which managed to invalidate the patents.
I’m assuming now that the Post Office is under criminal investigation for fraud, the mutual assistance act between UK and Australia might be used to compel her instead? Especially considering Vennels pointed the blame at her.
Assuming, of course, that the investigators deem her an important cog in the scandal too.