KOLANAK!

bet you guys didn’t know Dog is actually short for something.

we’re gatekeeping fun now, I see. NO having fun when running a marathon. it’s a HARD rule. are you smiling while you run? fuck you. you’re not doing it right. you should be wincing in pain, you pussy! /s

sheez most marathoners will tell you the grueling ordeal is the fun part.

try stroking it?

thank GOD the trump news broke or else this would’ve been major

I knew the artist VVG pretty personally

i eat cod

bro that’s gross

it does NOT heat the seafood hot enough to eat either. so this is actually very tragic.

dude wtf I ran into this earlier when I went to go search up tips on how to learn to wipe my own ass for the first time as an adult and couldn’t get any results… what’s the point of a privacy search engine when you can’t even use it when you need privacy?

I’m gonna buy you too windie

KOLANAK!!

on the anniversary of the day they got their asses handed to them by some bluecoats???

alright guys I’ll take one for the team and buy the company

KOLANAAAK!

but it affects innocent people who wanna drink soda for fun or protect themselves

can’t use it on iPhone without Apple services as well :(

when I’m feeling lonely, I heat up a big block of mozzarella in the microwave until it’s melted. I wait maybe 15 minutes until it cools to a body temperature and then I stick my big ol throbbing hand in there. it’s very soothing.

Point for vampires:

Not zombies

Are vampires

ok hold on like why is everyone obsessed with zombies like come on slow shambling flesh eaters really?? have you SEEN a vampire? they’re basically goth royalty with amazing cheekbones and they can turn into bats and compel you to do their chores ugh zombies are just like the participation trophy of the monster world and honestly vampires are the OG undead like have you read dracula that dude was basically a goth influencer setting trends for the afterlife and with the whole blood thing at least they have a semi-sophisticated diet unlike those braindead mcdonalds of the monster world like seriously gross and like super inconvenient plus vampires can like sparkle in the sunlight and have existential angst which is like the most relatable monster trait ever and zombies are just like mindless drones following the crowd