The potatoes are not what they seem
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
The potatoes are not what they seem
You’re hired!
Toe fuck or get fucked.
Not to go off on a tangent, but…
A good chunk of us for sure
Popcorn button dude for me
Same with me. Not sure where it goes though… Maybe in your dishwasher!
Link! Now! I have a job I’m not worried about let’s go!
The only video I ever watched from that guy and I know exactly who he is immediately just from that video being mentioned. I should watch more of his stuff i suppose.
Peaceful, but boring
I’ve been listening to same shit for 30 years. New music is ruined as soon as I hear it because it’s not what I’m used to.
I always heard wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night
My wife thought it was
“All we are is ducks in the wind”
-dust in the wind
All those arms and not a thumb in sight
Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk
As an American, I fired off the mandatory minimum, doing my patriotic duty. Freedom ain’t free, (it’s a $1.05) and I’m not trying to draw attention to myself.
True story. I have delivered to the ER no less than two people having a heart attack in an Uber while I worked driving Uber. Both of them literally said the same thing, that it was too expensive for an ambulance and it was much cheaper for an Uber. The second one we even pulled up next to an ambulance and the guy hollered out the window and the ambulance said we can’t do anything. You just need to follow us to the hospital.