One of my colleagues has something along the lines of superior autobiographical recall. He remembers in great detail major and minor events from childhood to today. It’s difficult for him to forget.

I myself have forgotten long stretches of my life, and even looking at pictures of myself from those times it feels unfamiliar.

There are some things that I wish I could remember better, but overall I prefer my forgetful brain to his never forget brain.

Doubtful this would get jail time anyways

Hopefully lemmy et al. will have mod tools before then

Learn how to say “two tabs of acid” in 10 languages

Now you’re bringing Japanese trucks into this conversation?

Off by a couple orders of magnitude there, Alex. Setting for $55M per year for the next 30 years would work.

For sale, one constitution, lightly used.

Because you calculated it wrong

This was predicted on the post about Beeper

I like your style

Drugs are bad, m’kay?

A MitM sniffer would be able to see the source and destination IP addresses, not just the person you’re chatting with. Even if the data is encrypted, P2P is still vulnerable to a layer 3 attack.

Isn’t it typically close to the same price as buying it?

Combustible compounds react with oxygen to form lower energy oxidized compounds. Carbon is oxidized to carbon dioxide. A fully oxidized compound can’t be further oxidized under normal conditions.

Water is the most oxidized form of hydrogen. It can’t be further oxidized under normal conditions, hence why it’s not combustible.

Methane is the most reduced for of carbon, so it really wants to be oxidized. Carbon monoxide is only partially oxidized, so it’s still flammable.

A bunch of hosers were sittin’ ‘round the fire drinkin’ beers. One of 'em said, “ya know, we should name our country, eh?”

“Oh yah, we should. How ya reckon we should do that?”

“Oh, it’s easy! We take all the letters of the alphabet, write 'em on pieces of paper, and stick 'em all in a hat. Then we draw 'em out and see what our name is!”

“Oh, that’s a great idea! I’ve got some paper right here donchaknow!”

So, they wrote all the letters of the alphabet on pieces of paper and threw 'em in a toque.

“All right, what’s the first letter?”

“C, eh?”

“What’s the next letter?”

“N, eh?”

“What the next letter?”

“D, eh?”

“OK, that seems long enough”

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Democrats should have nominated a moderate republican

If the money is held in escrow, then it can’t (shouldn’t?) be used for anything else. If the owner cannot afford to pay it back, then it sounds like it wasn’t really being held in escrow - it was being mingled with other funds.

Nose candy

With thc?