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Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed
Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed
Teeny tiny axolotl
There is really not a lotl
Of you. Not a jot or tittle
So I’ll call you axolitl
— anon
Do you mean gooch? Chode is a penis that is girthier than it is long
And never close a cubicle door
Murderers.
Damn that’s egregious
I don’t think the above poster has ever typed ConocoPhillips (hey it’s on my autocorrect too)
Oh what. Is that really why? Ffs this is one of the things I’ll happily consent to
For real. If someone could SCTUALLY (oh look another issue. It fails to work out the word if the first letter is wrong far too often) *ACTUALLY answer this question I’d be halfway happy
I used to have both days off. Four day weekend it was glorious
Surely the speed of the tomahawk depends on how hard you throw it?
I’m so grateful he’s Canadian
Horrible.
What’s the first worst?
I found this, although it seems a bit niche
Holy shit that shouldn’t be legal
Omg the amount of sneaky coke ads I saw on that site was insane