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Weird that you wouldn’t snitch on the dude who smears poop on the walls.
I’d like to think everyone would give you a pass for that.
Weird that you wouldn’t snitch on the dude who smears poop on the walls.
I’d like to think everyone would give you a pass for that.
I’m honestly amazed that I haven’t succumbed and downloaded it.
#JustCalgaryThings
Someone told me that they no longer fold their clothes when they put them away.
To me, it’s anathema.
What do you think?
Do you not feel the itch of curiosity?
Does anyone happen to know what the status is in Canada?
I like to think literally a maid, only because that’s funnier.
What a strange way to call yourself dickless.
But hand sanitizer is only 99.9% effective. You still have millions of other men’s dick germs on your hands, on your keyboard, in your mouth.
You cannot escape the dicks. No matter how unbathed you are.
Dicks.
Dicks.
Dicks.
Now they’re in your eyes.
So you just don’t touch anything in public, ever?
If the sink isn’t hands free you just walk out?
You’ve been vomiting almost every day for at least two months and you haven’t visited the doctor yet?
Maybe you should, and possibly visit the dentist too. Stomach acid doesn’t play well with teeth.
Looking at logged out Reddit really takes the proverbial paper bag off. It’s so unappealing.
I was gonna joke about it not having your Mother’s Maiden name, but honestly it probably does.
I used to swear by wired headphones.
The audio quality, not needing batteries, the simplicity.
But then I got a decent pair of Bluetooth headphones and I discovered how much wires got in my way. I discovered that the audio quality coming out of phones were garbage regardless of connection type, and the headphones I got would last weeks of daily use on one charge.
Plus I would get a more water proof phone, and I would never have to worry about the headphone jack breaking inside of the port, or my headphones going flying off because I walked past a knob of whatever at just the right height to ruin my day.
I still want phones to have the ports, but on mobile devices I’ll never use them. I just want others to be happy too.