Ha I was actually just thinking that we need to teach them as I was reading this. We had to go through a shit ton of trial and error. God forbid if he started with something like LimeWire. Viruses… Viruses everywhere

I returned an item through AliExpress before. The store tried to cut in and deny my request but I guess they were too late and my money was returned anyway. It’s kind of crazy that they can do that though

So 666 messages huh?

He screen prints on assholes? Sweet I’ve been thinking about turning mine into a beholder

Is your job really a dangerous as they make it out to me? Like I understand the lights and trying to rush through traffic can be dangerous but don’t most people just kind of pull off to the side like you’re supposed to?

You just clock in everyday say don’t use Boeing and then leave?

Are these side jobs under the table or things you actually have to get permits for? I’ve known a few people who do the former and it can be really lucrative

The only time I would rather not talk to a person is if the accent causes a language barrier. Otherwise 9 times out of 10 a person is going to understand what you want better especially if it’s a customization issue

I’m tall and fat it’s a double whammy. Granted one I’ve done to myself, luckily I generally only fly with my wife so I can get the isle seat to stretch

Peanut butter on hamburgers. Really nice contrast especially if you also include pickles

How’s the artist selection? I find a lot of stuff on Spotify that is a bit niche and I wondering if they have it. I tried searching the catalog which they say you can do but not before you sign up for their free trial which I’m not willing to

I’ve rented out my local theater for birthdays and stuff several times over COVID. It was really nice

Immigrant song?

He died

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Southerners are actually 2/3 hummingbird

I’m fucking going to hell for laughing at this but I can’t stop

I’ve never seen the show or gotten past the first couple pages of the first book so we’re in a similar boat

Hell yeah! And then you poop out coffee grounds

I would without a doubt read the shit out of this entire series