Keeps me regular
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Keeps me regular
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
I like the bulleit old fashioned
Founders makes some great beer.
Who else learned of this song from 40 year old virgin
North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes
Back when MMA was a new thing I did a class. Made my ears ring lol
Rest in piss
If it means we get to meet Judy I’m down
You can sue someone for literally anything, have you not seen Judge Judy?
Have you tried asking the roaches why they’re scurrying around your house on their disgusting little legs?
if you’re going to put your faith in a fantasy system and make actual life decisions around it, at least take the actual details of the fantasy seriously.
All major religions have left the chat
The Pentagon has never passed an audit
And the city they built Mexico City on top of was in the middle of a damn lake
Oh sweet summer child
No one has ever said that without sounding like an obnoxious dickhead
If you cut off one of the Nic Cages two more Nic Cages appear
You can actually hear the difference between sweet and salty but most people haven’t tried it
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?